How can there possibly be this much snot in me? Where is it all coming from? I find snot and phlegm truly repulsive and don’t even get me started on how gross it was when I sneezed on myself in the bath this morning. Last night my nose would not stop running so I made [...]
Archive for May, 2007
Nose plugs
Posted in snot on May 30, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Thong Song
Posted in thong on May 29, 2007 | 9 Comments »
I really really do not like thongs. I have tried to embrace them in the name of sexy but they look just hideous on nearly everyone but me in particular. I do not have a small arse so at first sight from behind I look like I am just wearing a thin elastic belt as [...]
I been locked out
Posted in bravissimo, locked out on May 24, 2007 | 6 Comments »
I locked myself out of the house last night and the Talented Mr. Rigby was in
Utrecht so I was a bit buggered. All of this was made worse by the fact that I was desperate for a pee, carrying supermarket shopping and then to top it all of approached by the large scary man who [...]
Panama hats and butterflies
Posted in gin, panama hats on May 23, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Gin and Tonic, there really is nothing like it, a tall glass with lots of ice, lots of Gin, a drizzle of tonic (slimline if I can get it because that is as good for you as sweating in the gym) and a big fat slice of lemon. It reminds me of sunshine, relaxing, gentle [...]
Buried Alive
Posted in Reginald Perrin, chipmunk, cigar on May 16, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I am not sure what to do with Reginald Perrin this weekend, you see my mother is visiting and she buried my last hamster alive. Yep the poor bastard was so cold (as I had to keep him in the unheated unused spare toilet) that he hibernated so we buried him. In her defence she [...]
The talented Mr. Rigby
Posted in OK!, friendship, white wine on May 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I had a friend visit last week, a very old and dear friend who I love very much. So you can imagine my surprise when halfway through her second bottle of wine, perched on a bar stool, jazz playing in the background she announced. “Well really I think we are only friends simply because I have [...]
Puberty
Posted in puberty on May 3, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I have just discovered that hamsters reach puberty at 8 weeks, now as you tend not to buy then till they are 4 weeks old that seems like a bit of a tough deal. I mean where is all the cute baby time when they love and adore you. Nope none of that for hamster [...]
Alive and Kicking
Posted in Uncategorized on May 2, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So the birthday came and went, I got older and drunker but most importantly Reg is still alive!On Sunday April 29 we celebrated Queens day in the Netherlands which from my entirely uneducated point of view just means everyone wears orange, gets rip roaring drunk and sells all the crap they have had sitting around their [...]
